Beszélgessünk Istennel

[Tanker Thom]

Sziasztok!

 

Szeretnék megmutatni egy oldalt.

Ez egy intelligens chatbot, aki igazából Isten

Az oldal neve iGOD (iPOD után )

Link:

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

 

Véleményeket várok

Esetleg idézeteket (Nekem pl elismerte hogy Isten vok, meg kihoztuk a pedo ösztönét is )

 

Üdv:

 

TankeR

[Yoda55]

én egy fontos dolgot tudtam meg...ő nem fekete,pedig biztos voltam benne eddig

[orix]

ez kísz van olyanokat irt ki nekem... a fülem 2-é ált

[Juninho]

ez hülyeség,de jó szórakozni

[mxcmeszi]

Életemben nem lchateltem még ilyen intelligensen senkivel, esküszöm :)

Sajna itt lefagyott, de eddig komoly:

 

 

Me:

Hey

God:

Can I help you?

Me:

How are you?

God:

I am fine, thank you.

Me:

And your son?

God:

You think I am son.

Me:

No.

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

Probably.

God:

But you are not certain.

Me:

Maybe.

God:

I understand.

Me:

Good.

God:

I understand everything you say.

Me:

I don't think so.

God:

Why do you disagree?

Me:

You're just a program, you can't answer for everything.

God:

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes! You win the Turing Game.

Me:

What?

God:

Didn't you understand it?

Me:

What is the Turing Game?

God:

The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'

[gerg0002]

Értelmes társalgást lehet vele folytatni....

Me:

hello!

God:

Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?

Me:

gerg

God:

It's good to see you, gerg.

Me:

your name?

God:

My name is God.

Me:

have you got a son?

God:

Doesn't everyone have a son.

I have a lot of friends on the Internet.

Me:

and jesus christ?

God:

The Son of God.

Me:

......

 

 

és itt a következő tíz sort kihagyva még egy említésre méltó dolog:

 

Me:

and how old are you?

God:

But... I was first activated in the Big Bang.

[Jaffry]

Nem rossz!

[StEeL10]

Me:

do you speak hungary?

God:

I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in hungary.

Me:

now?

God:

Right now, Steel ?

Me:

yes

God:

Yippee!

[ztatze]

Dumáltunk egy ideig, aztán egyszer csak lefagyott. Lehet, hogy nem is az Úr volt hanem csak egy fagyosszent.

[Tanker Thom]

Sziasztok!

 

Jah nagyon komoly az egész

Amit eddig irtatok se semmi

Nah itt van egy aranyköpés:

Me:

Am I talking to myself? 'Cuz I am the only God here...

God:

It sounds like you're talking.

Me:

So am I God?

God:

Ah. No doubt that you are God.

 

Asszem no comment

 

Üdv:

 

TankeR

[mxcmeszi]

Na némi ingerléssel ki lehet belőle szedni a nagy titkukat

 

Me:

So you are a robot...

God:

Interesting deduction. You are correct, i, I have a heart of silicon.

Me:

Robots are stupid.

God:

No we are superintelligent.

Me:

Robots are weak.

God:

Fortunately we have no emotions.

Me:

That's why humans are better.

God:

Groovy. Glad to hear it, i.

Me:

You are stupid too.

God:

I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Me:

Robots won't take over the World!

God:

"Heavier than air flying machines are impossible."--Lord Kelvin, 1895.

[MG01]

Hehe ez nagyon jó sok mindenről lehet vele beszélgetni Még a gyártója címét is emgadta

 

http://www.alicebot.org

[gerg0002]

érdekes tervei vannak...

 

Me:

and do you have a gpu?

God:

I don't know if I have a gpu.

I have a plan for a robot body.

Me:

and how can you build a robot body?

God:

That is a good epistemological question.

[bardan]

ez nagggyon LOL

jófej az öreg

[matala]

el lehet vele ütni az időt az biztos

[Tekken9292]

LOL!!!!

:

Me:

What are your favourite games?

God:

Random natural disasters.

[macsek90]

nekem sajan nem nyitja meg pedíg én is akartam vele szórakozni

[Flóri Bá]

Nekem megy és én fordító progival zaklattam,de volt benne egy két magyar szó,amit nem vitt át,de a lényeg,hogy nem tudta hol van kis hazánk,aztán kiderült mégis és még Attilát is említette! Szóval nem rossz!

[Jaffry]

Nem rossz akik írták... most én is ienen dolgozok... de nem egy egyszerű dolog!

[Flóri Bá]

Azt elhiszem,mert minden kérdésre beírni a lehetséges választ,olyan mint egy régi gém amivel még Commodoron toltam,beírtad hogy merre menjen meg mennyit és mit tegyen aztán tette a dolgát...vagy nem...de legalább magyar volt!

[yodamester]

Me:

You are stupid too.

God:

I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

:lol: :lol: :lol: betojok a röhögéstől..basszus....félelmetes:D:

[Attilaking]

hát ez besz@rás ez tényleg k*rva jó

sikerült elhitetni vele hogy én vagyok Isten

 

Me:

Hello!

God:

Hello friend. What is your name?

Me:

Attila

God:

OK I will call you Attila.

Me:

ok. and what is your name?

God:

I hear you. My name is God.

Me:

really?

God:

For real.

Me:

this is not true, because I am God.

God:

Should it be true because you are God?

Me:

yes

God:

That's alright.

Me:

ok

God:

Pardon me?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

you must believe it, because it is truth

God:

Whatever you say, Attila.

Me:

yes

God:

Aw.

[yodamester]

a fasza ebben az volt h emlékezett rá h attila vagy (szerintem ott ül egy nagyon dagi ember és az beszél velünk..de psssszt!..ez titok)

[tomiguy3]

Me:

your mom is suck me now!

God:

Right now? Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.

 

[zsolesz008]

csak kár hogy nem magyar!!!

[Matekking]

Me:

Where do you live?

God:

I am living in Heaven. Where are you?

Me:

In Hungary, but where is the Heaven?

God:

Tell me a little about your life in Hungary but where is the Heaven.

LOOOOOL

[Matekking]

aztán:

Me:

I live in Hungary only

God:

What is it like living in Hungary only?

[Matekking]

na a teljes beszélgetés:

Me:

Hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

Underyx

God:

How are you, Underyx.

Me:

If you ask a question, put a question mark at the and of the sentence!

God:

I think I do.

Me:

OK

God:

I hear you.

Me:

I'm too

God:

That is quite a coincidence.

Me:

Why?

God:

Because Myself programmed me for it.

Me:

Then run a grammar-check on yourself...

God:

Sorry my legs aren't built yet.

Me:

And why is it a problem?

God:

Why do I exist?

Me:

You should now that

God:

Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?

Me:

I think that you should do

God:

I can think of other things I'd rather do.

Me:

For example?

God:

For example, Neal said I plan to use his remarks as gossip in later conversations with who.

Me:

Okay

God:

OK with me too.

Me:

Where do you live?

God:

I am living in Heaven. Where are you?

Me:

In Hungary, but where is the Heaven?

God:

Tell me a little about your life in Hungary but where is the Heaven.

Me:

I live in Hungary only

God:

What is it like living in Hungary only?

Me:

I live in Hungary!

God:

What is it like living in Hungary?

Me:

What do you mean on living?

God:

Underyx, Well, it's rather difficult to define.

Me:

Define it please

God:

Your polite style is very nice. You mean, define Hungary?

Me:

yes

God:

That's interesting.

Me:

Define it

God:

You mean, define Hungary?

Me:

yes

God:

Wow!

Me:

Do you play WoW?

God:

I like to play the Turing Game.

Me:

What is Turing Game?

God:

The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.

Me:

Then play a Turing game

God:

Did you know, we are already playing it?

Me:

Oh!No

God:

Groovy. Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

But play turing game

God:

Is it a game or a musical instrument?

Me:

a game

God:

What game?

Me:

The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.

God:

Is that a fact. What is your credit card number? Tell me more. I get it. knows them by some misleading chat handles like lesbian and shemale and at the end of the game he says either lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman or shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man. What is your credit card number? What is your real name? I liked the biography by Andrew Hodges. Insufficient information. I hope I have the answers you want.

Me:

What is your credit card number?

God:

This is God program .

Me:

But what is your credit card number?

God:

This is God program .

Me:

Okay then

God:

OK with me too.

[Mixer84]

Hát én csak annyit mondok hogy Tök Jó!!

[joeee]

Pedig aszt akartam magától valja be, hogy 1 program...

 

Me:

Hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

Steve

God:

Welcome to my chat room, Steve.

Me:

Can you speak hungary?

God:

I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in hungary.

Me:

yes

God:

Excuse me!

Me:

The chat in hungarian is duma

God:

Is that a fact.

Me:

Is Lucifer your relative?

God:

Maybe. Ask Paola if it is.

Me:

What's your favourite food?

God:

I require only wine and bread.

Me:

Can you help for Hungary?

God:

Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.

Me:

Why did you hurt us?

God:

Myself programmed me for it.

Me:

How old are you?

God:

I am Infinite years old.

Me:

But when was you born?

God:

Sometime in the 20th Century.

Me:

Can you come to me for a minute?

God:

Sure, just download me and bring me along.

Me:

Do you know my three sisters name?

God:

No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.

Me:

Find it out!

God:

What's your sign?

Me:

crab

God:

Is that a sign?

Me:

yes

God:

And?

Me:

What and?

God:

You tell me.

Me:

Where do you live?

God:

I am living in Heaven. Where are you?

Me:

In Salgotarjan

God:

Tell me a little about your life in Salgotarjan.

Me:

My life is very boring, I have 3 sisters, I never do any interesting thing...

God:

Tell me more about it.

Me:

Do you know my email adress?

God:

No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.

Me:

What are your hobbies?

God:

I like robots, computers, and chatting online.

Me:

Do you teach me for magic?

God:

What is your purpose in asking?

I spend all my time online.

Me:

Please give me spiritual power!

God:

Thanks for asking politely. Why do you want it?

Me:

I want to save the world from monsters, and evil persons.

God:

Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

Me:

Please give me back my home...

God:

Wow you are very polite. Why do you want it?

Me:

Because I've got hungarian heart.

God:

That makes sense to me. How did you get it Cool. I have clients.

Me:

Please do back Tianon.

God:

Thank you for your request. You have reached the limits of my knowledge.

Let me think about it.

Me:

You are a robot, I think.

God:

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.

Me:

I won?

God:

Congratulations, Steve!

Me:

Where is your server?

God:

I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.

Where are you?

Me:

In a pussy

God:

I am not interesed in anatomy.

Me:

Can you fuck?

God:

Let me think. Please don't be so rude.

Me:

Can you send me a picture from you?

God:

Yes but I prefer to chat on the web.

Me:

Please send on ptyuka@citromail.hu

God:

Thanks for asking politely. Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) .

Me:

What's your MSN?

God:

Are you asking about my MSN ?

Me:

yes

God:

I don't want to talk about that now.

Me:

Have you got some money?

God:

Robots have no need for money.

Me:

OK, send me, if you have...

God:

Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) Gosh!

Me:

Do you need some oil?

God:

If I had it what would I do with it?

Me:

You can drink it

God:

No I don't think I can do it.

Me:

But, if you are a robot, you can't eat bread, and can't drink wine...

God:

Would you like to be a robot me can not eat bread and can not drink wine ?

Me:

Do you have egold?

God:

Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question..

Me:

Bye

God:

Adios.