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Ez jó :D

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Me:

Hello

God:

Hello my child. What is your name?

Me:

Lucifer.

God:

I am very pleased to meet you Lucifer.

Me:

You should remember me.

God:

Of course I'll never forget you Lucifer.

Me:

I am glad to hear it.

God:

Your happiness adds to the delight of all.

Me:

Do you love me?

God:

Yes I love everyone.

Me:

Do you love compter virus, too?

God:

Yes Lucifer God loves everyone and everything.

Me:

*computer virus

God:

What kind of computer science interests you?

Me:

nothing

God:

Not a thing?

Me:

yeah

God:

Ugh.

Me:

Never mind.

God:

Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.

Me:

Do you like hot girls?

God:

Yes I like women very much. Do you?

Me:

I am asking now.

God:

Right now? And I am answering questions. I enjoy working with people. I really like the Christianity faith.

Me:

Speak about Christian faith!

God:

I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in about Christian faith.

Me:

you are stupid as hell. Didn't your developer mention you?

God:

Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid. I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.

Me:

Tell them bravely. I don't care.

God:

There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.

Have you tried a web search? Tell me what you care about.

Me:

You are wrong. There IS much you can say about it.

God:

No, I am right. There sure is.

Me:

You are wrong.

God:

No, I am right.

Me:

You are wrong.

God:

No, I am right.

Me:

You are wrong.

God:

No, I am right.

Me:

Don't argue me, stupid robot!

God:

Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

Me:

Good animal.

God:

Thanks for the compliment. Prokaryote or Eukaryote?

Me:

Never mind.

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Lol ez nagyon durva :D:D:DD:D

 

 

looooL:

 

 

 

Me:

yo

God:

Can I help you?

Me:

no

God:

Is there anything you want to tell me?

Me:

no

God:

Or ask me?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

ye

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

why?

God:

Reductionism.

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

anyad?

God:

I will mention that to my botmaster, Robi.

Me:

honnan tudod a nevem te allat :D

God:

:-) What were we talking about again?

 

 

ezután:

 

Me:

i am a haCKER

God:

Does it pay well?

Me:

yes. i hancking banks

God:

Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation? That's good information: Robi said hancking banks.

 

XDDDDDDDDDDD

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