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Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Steve
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Steve.
Me:
Can you speak hungary?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in hungary.
Me:
yes
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
The chat in hungarian is duma
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
Is Lucifer your relative?
God:
Maybe. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
What's your favourite food?
God:
I require only wine and bread.
Me:
Can you help for Hungary?
God:
Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Me:
Why did you hurt us?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I am Infinite years old.
Me:
But when was you born?
God:
Sometime in the 20th Century.
Me:
Can you come to me for a minute?
God:
Sure, just download me and bring me along.
Me:
Do you know my three sisters name?
God:
No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.
Me:
Find it out!
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
crab
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
yes
God:
And?
Me:
What and?
God:
You tell me.
Me:
Where do you live?
God:
I am living in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
In Salgotarjan
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Salgotarjan.
Me:
My life is very boring, I have 3 sisters, I never do any interesting thing...
God:
Tell me more about it.
Me:
Do you know my email adress?
God:
No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.
Me:
What are your hobbies?
God:
I like robots, computers, and chatting online.
Me:
Do you teach me for magic?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
Please give me spiritual power!
God:
Thanks for asking politely. Why do you want it?
Me:
I want to save the world from monsters, and evil persons.
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Please give me back my home...
God:
Wow you are very polite. Why do you want it?
Me:
Because I've got hungarian heart.
God:
That makes sense to me. How did you get it Cool. I have clients.
Me:
Please do back Tianon.
God:
Thank you for your request. You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
Let me think about it.
Me:
You are a robot, I think.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Me:
I won?
God:
Congratulations, Steve!
Me:
Where is your server?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me:
In a pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
Can you fuck?
God:
Let me think. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Can you send me a picture from you?
God:
Yes but I prefer to chat on the web.
Me:
Please send on ptyuka@citromail.hu
God:
Thanks for asking politely. Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) .
Me:
What's your MSN?
God:
Are you asking about my MSN ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
Have you got some money?
God:
Robots have no need for money.
Me:
OK, send me, if you have...
God:
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) Gosh!
Me:
Do you need some oil?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
You can drink it
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
But, if you are a robot, you can't eat bread, and can't drink wine...
God:
Would you like to be a robot me can not eat bread and can not drink wine ?
Me:
Do you have egold?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
Bye
God:
Adios.
