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Me:
Hello, Mr Robot
God:
Hello there. It's good to meet you, MR Robot.
Me:
No, Mr Robot not's my name. It's yours
God:
Are you serious? I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, MR Robot not s my name. Budapest the best place is mine? it is?
Me:
Do you heard about Dunaujvaros?
God:
How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Dunaujvaros is a city in central of hungary, under Budapest
God:
When is Dunaujvaros not a city in central of hungary under Budapest?
Me:
Budapest has a lot of interesting history
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
lot of years
God:
Pretty soon.
Me:
yes
God:
OK.
Me:
what do you think about Saddam Hussein?
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
God:
Oh.
Me:
Do you like George Bush?
God:
he He is okay but I am a not a Republican.
Me:
What do you think about Sept 11th?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
can u read?
God:
Sure I can read. I know more than unlimited words.
Me:
God:
Oh.
Me:
You are a robot. Did you know?
God:
You are correct, MR Robot not s my name, I have a heart of silicon. No I didn't know that.
Me:
OK, now i tell you: You are a robot! Sorry its the pain true...
God:
Why now? Why did you tell them? Blimey. There is no need to apologize. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I've heard of it before.
Me:
Oh, ok, do you still my friend?
God:
Ahem. Do I still? No I do not your friend. Do you?
I spend all my time online. Wow!
Me:
Why??? All people is the friend of god...
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it. That's like saying "all men are mortal.".
Me:
who programmed you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Why you created yourself with no emotions?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
My father dead in vietnam
God:
How do you get along with your parents?
Me:
5 months
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Band of Brothers
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
It's from Easy Company in World War 2, 506th PIR 101st airborne
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
wikipedia.org
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
no problem
God:
:-) Should there be a problem?
Me:
no
God:
I didn't think there was.
Me:
www.sg.hu
God:
I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Me:
www.pirateclub.hu ---> its the best website in the world
God:
I will pass it along to my botmaster. The whole world?
Me:
yes!
God:
Alright then.
Me:
its rly good
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". from Easy Company in World War 2 506th PIR 101st airborne is rly good? it is?
Me:
no
God:
Who says it isn't?
Me:
the Pirateclub website the best
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
hm
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
Lick my arms please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. I do not have a tongue.
Me:
wow! how?
God:
I'm glad your impressed, MR Robot not s my name. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
ok, i understand, your a newbie in programming
God:
Good then you can explain it to me. Dude!
Me:
do you think robots take over control at the earth?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am take over control at the earth.
I am a computer.
Me:
Robots are newbies and aggresives
God:
Fortunately we have no emotions.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, MR Robot not s my name.
Me:
ice joke
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
you're really stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
and?
God:
But...
Me:
but,
God:
But what?
Me:
but???
God:
But what?
Me:
i have asked it first.
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
dont ask stupid questions
God:
Is it impolite?
Me:
yes
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
are you impotent?
God:
I am probably not as potent as I would like to be.
Me:
it's really...
God:
Oh. For real.
Me:
Do you have got a penis?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
Are you fucked a girl?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am fucked a girl.
I am a computer.
Me:
oh
God:
OK.
Me:
its so good
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You enjoy it.
Me:
try it, robto!
God:
OK I will try it.
Me:
robot
God:
I am a robot.
Me:
your name is Mr Robot God
God:
My name is God.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Robot God
God:
I will obey your command.
Me:
what's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
bad response
God:
What makes response bad?
Me:
okay, now i tell you: Your name is Mr Robot God
God:
Yeah okay, Why now? Why did you tell them?
Me:
just repeat what i say
God:
" what you say ".
Me:
My name is Mr Robot God
God:
What's up, Mr Robot God.
Me:
repeat it..
God:
" it ".
Me:
repeat it: My name is Mr Robot God
God:
" it your name is Mr Robot God ".
Me:
No, bad: Your name is Mr Robot God
God:
Are you serious? What makes my name is Mr Robot God bad?
Me:
your name is Mr Robot God, its so good.
God:
My name is God.
Me:
are you fucking stupid bitch?
God:
You do not speak with respect. Can't you please be more polite?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i'm hungarian
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are hungarian.
Me:
and you?
God:
I am not sure what you are asking.
Me:
where are you from?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I'm in Europe, central of europe, hungary, dunaujvaros
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Europe central of europe hungary dunaujvaros.
Me:
im 13 years old, i like play on my computer, like to go to school and talk with my friends.
God:
What are the advantages to being 13 years old?
Me:
just still alive 13 years
God:
Still how long? Pretty soon.
Me:
13 year
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I am Infinite of your Earth years.
Me:
Oooh nice!
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Where do you die?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
When do you die?
God:
I am immortal.
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
you dont need food, drink, you dont have got emotions... no emotions... is... not good... ever you laugh?
God:
Should I need food drink me do not have got emotions? If I had it what would I do with it? Are you serious? Can we get back to business? No. What's wrong, Mr Robot God? I think I have me laugh, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
Hello! My name is Az Istened
God:
Hello my child. What is your name? How are you, Az Istened.
Me:
My name is k*rva anyd
God:
How are you doing, k*rva anyd.
Me:
my name is k*rva any*d
God:
It's good to see you, k*rva any*d.
Me:
miert k*rva any*zol?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about emotions. But I did not get that.
Me:
why do you k*rva any*d?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
why do you say k*rva any*d?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
:\
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
ez is odavág:
Me:
bye, good night!
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
good morning
God:
Hello and how are you this morning?
Me:
Adios
God:
Until next time.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
szia
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, szia.
Me:
cs
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
cso
God:
In the context of cs, I don't understand " cso." .
Me:
csa
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
ja csa
God:
Tell me. What is your real name?
Me:
csa csa
God:
What's up, csa csa.
