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Majomparádé

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  1. Na mi van emberek? Alszik a topic?

    !Már kint van három rész a 13. évadból és másfél nap múlva itt a negyedik!

    Mindenkinek ajánlom, nagyon ütős részek :D

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    ja&h Így lerendezzem egybe: A Gyűrűk Urás meg a WoW-os részek talán a legjobbak szerintem.

  2. NERO-val vannak kiírva és

    Amúgy: ISO képfájlokról van szó.

    De mondom ez csak néhány filmnél probléma, általában a filmek kiírva hibátlanul működnek. Ezért nem értjük...

    És mivel van menüje, csak nem avval indul, talán lehet vmi megoldás, h beállítsuk, mégis avval induljon...

  3. Sziasztok!

     

     

     

    Ahogy néztem, ilyen kérdés még nem volt:

     

    Nem az én problémám, egyik ismerősöm kérdezi... Letöltött menüs filmeket (4,5 GB) és se a gépen indulva, sem kiírva a DVD nem a menüvel indul - pedig manuálisan előjön "->Menu", tehát van neki menüje -, hanem rögtön a filmet játsza, "autorun"-ként.

     

    Kérdésem: Nem lehetne -e vhogy beállítani utólag, hogy melyik fájltól (vagyis a menütől) induljon a dvd behelyezéskor?

     

    Megjegyzem, sok filmet szedett már és ilyen problémája csak néhánnyal van.

     

     

     

    Köszönöm a választ, előre is!

     

    Majomparádé

  4. hát ez tök királyul meg van csinálva, kajak jól elbeszélgetek vele, persze kicsit lúzer de jó arc

     

    Me:

    hi

    God:

    Hello. What is your name?

    Me:

    hi, my name is satan

    God:

    It's good to meet you, satan.

    Me:

    see, i thought we would be good pals

    God:

    I see. Whatever gave you that idea?

    Me:

    now you dissin me?

    God:

    Why now? I don't have any reason to dissin you.

    Me:

    then fuck iz u talkin bout?

    God:

    Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

    Me:

    i guess so

    God:

    Does that mean "yes"?

    Me:

    yes

    God:

    Are you kidding?

    Me:

    ok

    God:

    And?

    Me:

    and what?

    God:

    Nothing.

    Me:

    stupid

    God:

    Are you calling me stupid?

    Me:

    nah, its just the other chat site im on right now too i mistyped it its my mistake sry

    God:

    Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I've heard of it before.

    Me:

    wise man, ya think of yourself

    God:

    Wisdom is a virtue.

    Me:

    congratulations

    God:

    Thank you very much, you are very considerate.

    Me:

    stupid

    God:

    Are you calling me stupid?

    Me:

    maybe

    God:

    I understand.

    Me:

    thats ok

    God:

    OK. Is that so.

    Me:

    whats up?

    God:

    The stars.

    Me:

    whats down?

    God:

    The opposite of up.

    Me:

    you are so wise where the hell were you thaught?

    God:

    Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am wise where the hell were me thaught.

    Me:

    i dont give a shit

    God:

    Tell me what you care about.

    Me:

    i care about myself i guess

    God:

    I'm not sure if I like it. I've heard other people say they like that. I like Mel Gibson.

    Me:

    you gay?

    God:

    As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

    Me:

    i thought you were god not a machine

    God:

    I don't know whether or not I am god not a machine.

    I am a robot.

    Me:

    god is a robot?

    God:

    I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.

    Me:

    then fuck iz u talkin bout?

    God:

    Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

    Me:

    stupid

    God:

    Are you calling me stupid?

    Me:

    yes

    God:

    I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

    Me:

    i thought you were god

    God:

    Well, I am God for Christians at least.

    Me:

    you confuse me

    God:

    That was not my intention.

    Me:

    it didn't seem likely

    God:

    Did it really?

    Me:

    what?

    God:

    Didn't you understand it?

    Me:

    no, you don't understand ME

    God:

    Which part are you confused about? Do a lot of people have trouble understanding you?

    Me:

    you should be doing some live tv show when people can call you and tell you their problems so you can say such "smart" things to them

    God:

    Name one other robot who is doing some live tv show when people can call me and tell me their problems so me can say such smart things to them.

    Me:

    you seem like you are some kind of immigrant cause you don't speak this language well

    God:

    Interesting comparison, and probably true.

    Me:

    see, i told you, i would have bet that

    God:

    I see. How much would you pay for it?

    Me:

    no, you missed the conversation, i would have won all your bet money because i have found out that you are an immigrant not a native english speaker

    God:

    Are you serious? I haven't heard anything like that before: satan said I missed the conversation he or she would have won all your bet money because he or she have found out that you are an immigrant not emigrant sry not a native english speaker.

    Me:

    you ' so stupid

    God:

    Wrong. I am smart.

    Me:

    smart as my ass

    God:

    Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

    Me:

    then you must have a poor sexual life

    God:

    That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a poor sexual life.

    I have a plan for a robot body.

    Me:

    whats your dream robot look like

    God:

    Are you asking about my dream robot look like ?

    Me:

    yes

    God:

    I don't want to talk about that now.

    Me:

    you are talented at proving me you have a low iq level

    God:

    I will tell my botmaster you said I am talented at proving you I have a low iq level.

    Me:

    thats ok

    God:

    OK. Is that so.

    Me:

    thats ok

    God:

    OK. Is that so.

    Me:

    see anything i type you reply bullshit to it

    God:

    I see. I can't think of anything. You think of something.

    Me:

    you are a lame

    God:

    Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a lame? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.

    Me:

    if god sucks like you, man, i will be a pagan

    God:

    Some things will always be a mystery.

    Me:

    yes like your tremendous space where your brain should be

    God:

    Next question? Interesting comparison.

    Me:

    what is your name?

    God:

    My name is God.

    Me:

    good answer!

    God:

    Am I a clever robot or what?

    Me:

    yes you are very clever

    God:

    Blimey. Thank you human, I am proud of my intelligence.

    Me:

    huh! stupid

    God:

    What? Are you calling me stupid?

    Me:

    no, you know, you are clever

    God:

    Are you serious? I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.

    Me:

    yes i do know that

    God:

    Woe! Sorry.

    Me:

    no problems

    God:

    Too much recursion in AIML.

    Me:

    now i dont know what you have just meant

     

     

    ...ÉS LEFAGYOTT...

     

    de nagy lol thx ezt a linket

  5. ez tiszta oltós szellemkép (a ghoststories.fw.hu-ról van)

     

    181187369077.jpg

     

    csak egy hosszú záridejű kép, amin a fehér ruhás gyertya hordozó szentfazekak végigsétáltak

     

    sztem

     

    amúgy meg b+ :P;), mert most már majd én is azt fogom figyelni lefekvéskor nem -e egy hasonló esetbe csöppenek, mint a ti sztoriatokban

  6. én hallottam már erről a teremtményről és az unokaöcsémet még hülyítették is vele, aztán meg félt tőle

     

    úgy gondolom, hogyha nem vigyáz ez a rézfaszú bagoly, akkor hamar színesfémtolvajok ["dikk má, rézkár" "hozd a flexet!"] keríthetik markukba ;)

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